Description Lookout, there's some new Trailer Trash in town.
Turleen's new man, JerWayne Junior, is here and he's lookin' to be your double wide daddy.
All decked out in his frayed cut-offs and classic wife-beater. It looks like Turleen just got done trimmin' his mullet.
Just press his chest and JerWayne will tell you like it is. He won't lie to you through his tooth.
Accesories include a generic can of beer and a camouflage fishing cap.
Approximately 12" tall.
Press a hidden button on his chest and he says:
* "Fifteen of them beers and yer still ugly!"
* "I'm Fixin to be yer double-wide daddy!"
* "Fer the last time we aint' havin' no yard sale!"
* "Taint nothin' sadder than a double-wide with no beer!"
* "Honest, I'm not lyin' through my tooth!"
These clips are followed by a classy fart sound.